Choose recipes that have “slow-cooked” in the name...like a heaping pot of slow-cooked gumbo. Doubt we need to tell you what to do with “instant” recipes.
Those good folks at the DMV have a tough job. If you have a little extra time, go wait in the line just to tell them to have a nice day.
You know the song that you won’t turn off the car and go into the office until it ends? Put that song on repeat.
Game not heading for overtime? Stretch it out using DVR pause. Then make up back stories about each referee...like the one who gains (then loses) 400 pounds each offseason to sumo wrestle.
Draw out the conference call by calling coworkers by first, middle and last name. It’s fun. Though don’t be surprised if they try to sit up straight and think they’re in trouble.
Make the morning walk last until your pup gives you a look that says “Okay, enough, don’t you have to be at work or something?”
See those 20 people fidgeting behind you in the coffee shop line? Aww, let ‘em cut in front. They clearly didn’t wake up today in a beachside bungalow in the Don’t Hurry.
This elevator is playing soothing muzak renditions of some of your favorite jams! Press every floor. You work up on 58? Perfect.
Make sure any “working lunch” is followed by a working stroll around the block and, if you can safely sneak one in, a working siesta.
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